WHAT’S IN A NAME

WORDS AND MUSIC BY HENRY GROSS ©2009 ACHTUNES, ASCAP

DID GEORGE C. SCOTT, WAS MARVIN GAY
WHERE DOES TOM CRUISE, WHO DOES CHEVY CHASE
WHAT DOES STEVIE WONDER, IS HOWARD STERN

WHAT DID CHUCK BERRY, WHO DID KEITH MOON
WHO DID CHAKA KAHN, WHO WANTS TO PAT BOONE
WHO DID OLIVER STONE, WHO DID MICHAEL CAINE

WHO DID COURTNEY LOVE, WHERE DID BILLY HOLIDAY
WHERE DOES DONNA SUMMER, WHAT DOES BEYONCE

WHAT’S IN A NAME, WHAT’S IN A NAME
WHAT WISDOM CAN IT CLAIM
CAN IT PAVE THE ROAD TO FORTUNE AND FAME
OR WEIGH YOU DOWN WITH SORROW AND SHAME- WHAT’S IN A NAME
 
WHO DID DONALD TRUMP, WILL THEY BILL GATES
COULD ALISTAIR COOK, WHAT DID ERNEST HEMINGWAY
DOES FATS DOMINIO EAT MEATLOAF EVERYDAY

DID JACK BLACK PAINT BETTY WHITE
DOES CONAN O’BRIEN, IS STEVEN WRIGHT

CHORUS

IF GEORGE BURNS WHO WILL PAUL REVERE, DID BONO FALL OVER THE EDGE
IN HOW MANY MOVIES DID RINGO STARR, DID M.C. HAMMER PERCY SLEDGE

WHO GAVE FRED ASTAIRE, WHERE IS CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
WHAT GAVE BOB HOPE, WHAT FILM WAS KARL MAULDIN
DID AN ARROW PIERCE BROSNAN, WITH WHOM DID JAMES BOND

WHO CALLS STEVE MARTIN, WHO GAVE JOHN CANDY
WITH WHOM IS DOLLY PARTON, WHAT MAKES JIM DANDY
THEY FED KEVIN BACON, SO WHY IS VLADIMIR PUTIN

 IS BILLY IDOL, WHAT DOES DARRYL HALL
DID LINDA LOVELACE, WHO DID LUCILLE BALL
DOES KID ROCK, CAN SHERYL CROW
WAS JOHNNY ROTTEN, IS HENRY GROSS

CHORUS

 WHAT DID HUMPHREY BOGART, WHAT WAS WILLIAM HOLDEN
WHO MADE B.B. KING, YOU CAN’T JOSH BROLIN

WHAT KEEPS NEIL YOUNG, WHERE WAS OZZIE OSBOURNE
IS TOM PETTY, WHEN IS DION

WHO GOT STEVE JOBS, WHO SHOT THE SEX PISTOLS
WHO THREW ANNE RICE, WHO GAVE BILLY CRYSTAL

WHAT MAKES GEORGE JONES, IS TAYLOR SWIFT
WHY IS MERLE HAGGARD, WHO’S BIG AND RICH

WHERE DOES HELEN HUNT, WHO GAVE ROBERTA FLACK
WHO SEES KIERA KNIGHTLY, DID PAT SAJAK

WHERE DOES WILLIAM HURT, WHY IS TROY AIKEN
WHO ELECTED JOHN MAYER, WHAT STATE IS RIKKI LAKE IN

WAS MAXWELL SMART, CAN ELIZABETH TAYLOR
WHY IS ELLEN BARKIN, WHAT DID NORMAN MAILER

WHAT MAKES GRACE SLICK, WHY WOULD ANYBODY HAIGHT ASHBURY
WHY WOULD ANYBODY HAIGHT ASHBURY

WHAT’S IN A NAME